Ace Tucker Space Trucker Trucker Hat

This hat was custom made by Valdovian engineers in the hat-making center of Valdovia, Hatastica City. You won’t find a better made, or stylish, hat anywhere in the galaxy. Get yours today. http://www.acetuckerspacetrucker.com/products/594661-tucker-hat

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New Red Hot Rebellion Song

Riker’s Beard on iTunes today!

Happy Friday! It’s no secret that I’m a giant nerd and LOVE Commander William T. Riker.

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So, I decided to write a dirty love song with my band, Red Hot Rebellion, about Riker’s passion for Counselor Deanna Troi.

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Play along at home and see if you pick up all the thinly veiled euphemisms shrouded in Star Trek terminology and references!

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Get “Riker’s Beard” on iTunes today! 

 

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Ace Tucker Space Trucker

I’ve just completed my first novel entitled Ace Tucker Space Trucker. Here is a quick teaser blurb and a soundtrack playlist for your eyes and ears.

Ace Tucker swore he would never visit Earth. As a baby he was left on the doorstep of an outer space orphanage by an unknown alien. There was no explanation, no origin story and eighteen years later the nuns of the Galactic Church kicked out the only human they’d ever seen.

Ace went on to earn a meager living as a cargo hauler and roadie for Mustache Supernova, the greatest rock band in the galaxy. His only contact with Earth was Ivan Chimpanov, a Russian cyborg chimpanzee and collector of humanity’s music, movies and television shows. All that changed the night Ace met Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock ‘n’ Roll.